Utah: Now with 50% more booze!
Finally, Utah has changed the liquor law to allow 1.5 ounces of liquor in mixed drinks instead of just 1.00000 as it's had for a long time. Yes, it's that exact because they have special measuring pourers on the top of every liquor bottle in the entire state. Well, except for in private homes (like mine).
They still have a bizarro number of other stupid laws, like the one where you can't have a mixed drink and sidecar shot with the same liquor in front of you. A different liquor? Different story. Any way you look at it, the laws are stupid and restrictive and the whole state just needs to lighten the fuck up on their liquor laws. Spend some tax dollars tightening things up so that teens have a harder time getting alchohol, or station some traffic cops around the state to encourage the idiot drivers to not be such idiots, okay? I mean, I learned that you're not supposed to go through a red light when I started driving in Ohio, but that law doesn't really apply here. It's on the books, but I've never seen anyone get a ticket for it.
It's the freakin' Wild West out here about everything except the liquor laws. WTF, Utah?
They still have a bizarro number of other stupid laws, like the one where you can't have a mixed drink and sidecar shot with the same liquor in front of you. A different liquor? Different story. Any way you look at it, the laws are stupid and restrictive and the whole state just needs to lighten the fuck up on their liquor laws. Spend some tax dollars tightening things up so that teens have a harder time getting alchohol, or station some traffic cops around the state to encourage the idiot drivers to not be such idiots, okay? I mean, I learned that you're not supposed to go through a red light when I started driving in Ohio, but that law doesn't really apply here. It's on the books, but I've never seen anyone get a ticket for it.
It's the freakin' Wild West out here about everything except the liquor laws. WTF, Utah?
