This adventure, with an all-star political cast, has been making its way around the internet since mid-October for good reason. It’s GREAT. It is a MUST READ if you are a geek who knows anything about current election politics.
It was written by clever geek girl somehedgehog. She deserves all the internet love, money, and fame that you can provide. Thanks to foundinidaho (who was “spudlostinutah” until she moved back home to Boise) for sending it to me in the first place!
Adventuring Party Politics: The Campaign is Getting Ugly
GM: OK, the bugbear attacks you. What do you do?
OBAMA: I send one of my 672 henchmen after it.
MCCAIN: OK, seriously. Why does he have so many henchmen? I’m a level 72 ranger and he’s only a level 8 paladin.
OBAMA: Well, if you’d bought the Grassroots Organizing and Oratory/Colgate Smile proficiencies you could min max it so that you…
MCCAIN: Why is he even IN this campaign? I thought this was supposed to be a high level party.
OBAMA: Well, maybe some people got tired of the grim and squinty “Matterhorn, son of Marathon” shtick you keep doing. Dude, could you be any less original?
MCCAIN: Oh my god, I did not leave my left nut in a tiger cage in the Tomb of Horrors to spend my Friday nights mopping up after the new kid.